forget the otherday.

ok?leave it behind

haha.read this.got it from e mail.quite long ago.


Boss: Where were you born?
Ah Beng: China ..Boss: Which part?
Ah Beng: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in China


Ah Beng & friend were fixing a bomb in a car.
Friend: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Ah Beng: Dont worry, I have one more.


Ah Beng: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Ah Beng: How can? No car starts with tea.
All cars start with petrol.


Ah Beng joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what he did till evening.
Ah Beng: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright, see, now there are nicely set starting A, B, C, D all the way to Z.


Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Ah Beng: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O Gosh! I have lost my hand, oh!
Ah Beng: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Ah Beng: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Ah Beng: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio dj says this is 'All Chinese Radio! '

NOW THE ULTIMATE...
Teacher: How does an electric motor run?
Ah Beng: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Teacher shouts: Stop it.
Ah Beng: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...


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homework is crazy.exam is soo near.lolx.
no matter how much i study,i fell i have not studied enough.
thats coz i didnt study yet.i blame the hw.

haizz...