18/4??

If a piano player is called a pianist, then why isn’t a race car driver called a racist?haha.im not racist.
seriously.I HAVE COLOURED TV!!
i have those kind of jokes.they are bad.real bad.
nvm.

read this.
This is a story about four people: Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was this important job to be done and everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure that somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was everybody's job. Everybody thought that anybody could do it, but nobody realized that everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that everybody blamed somebody when actually nobody asked anybody.
lol!

how bout this?
A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident. “Douchebag!” the father yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. “Your father just said a bad word,” he says. “I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse for what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, it doesn’t make it right, and I don’t ever want to hear you saying it. Is that clear?” His son looks at him and says: “Too late, douchebag.”
hahahaha!!

erm this?
Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
lols....

haha.other jokes 4 nxt time.

oh and i dislocated my right pinky finger.got hit by a ball.the two upper parts of my finger went backwards.now its bruised like mad.haha.cant paly piano.T_T.(in my heart...YES!!!)
jkg,jkg.



jokes from vivek.not made by him.he just found it.so dont thank him too much.:)